only bc my planner told me i had to

writing a really fast and short-ish post bc i wrote it down in my planner and im procrastinating from doing any real work. teeps was here this weekend. it was magical. for deets ask her bc im sure she would love to tell you about almost getting put in jail. im not joking. just ask her. currently digesting a feast of a lunch that ended up in us feeding pigeons to freak out kate. shes gonna need a xanax once we get to venice...hahahahahahhaha. i have 2 outlines (1pg each) and accompanying introductions (1pg each) due tomorrow for my conference classes. instead of doing this relatively simple assignment, i am writing this. how pathetic. i literally am incapable of doing any real work. other things i am putting off: figuring out accommodations for spring break, taking a shower, anything that involves getting out of bed. i had a special night on thursday mostly due to the fact that teach me how to dougie, youre the one that i want, and i had the time of my life all came on in the bar in the sex dungeon/dance floor. it was too much for me to handle. i was able to go to a very nice dinner on friday with my friends and teepsy for my upcoming 21st aka tomorrow courtesy of papa hoge. it was worth it. kate flirted with a flower man and two waiters "pretended" to steal my debit card. i also ate a baby animal aka lamb covered in sauce. i dont feel bad at all. i also received a package from my father earlier this week containing brand new clothes (tags still on) from jcrew. i cried a little. i also received 2 pairs of my cords that i left in home. what a fool i was thinking i could make it 4 months without cords. pffffft. when teeps came she brought me more than gifts from america. i got my dryer sheets and shampoo as requested. also papa hoge sent with her my hacker manual (for the papers im avoiding) and funny face (writing one paper on it HAH). hilz sent me a lovely romantic letter. jenn however sent me 21 things for my 21 years of life. all 21 things came from the dolla dolla billz section at target. i know have in my possession a snake mask (favorite), disney princess card games, and glow sticks. those are just a sampling of the treasures i got. teeps brought me a commemorative kate and william shot glass from london. basically im set for life. the weather has been really nice which is great for my mood. it was a little colder today but still significantly warmer than it was when we first got here. IT IS MY BDAY TOMORROW BTW. 21. it doesnt mean shit in paris but im going to make it mean something. we failed at going out for my bday officially bc teepsy was exhausted and i was worn out from special times thursday. you think i would get it by now that when i go out on thursdays im a crazy and die for the rest of the weekend. O NO. almost forgot...but i couldnt forget this jewel. as ive mentioned before, mme LOVESSS to talk crazy at dindin. last night was a new high. we started on modern art (i had gone to pompidou that day) we ended up at legalizing prostitution and gays. a choice tidbit from this rambling convo was mme admitting to me that her friend and her back in the day had jokingly made a pact to become humanitarian prostitutes for the needy. imagine your GRANDMOTHER saying this to you. well its approx 7 pm and i have yet to start these papers due tomorrow at 11 so im going to wrap this up. aka im probably going to stumble upon for an hour then eat dinner then roll around.